‘Completely Absurd’: The Average U.S. Male Can’t Fit Into Universal Studio’s New ‘Blatantly Fatphobic’ Mario Kart Ride

Mario Kart is beloved by ’90s kids, and now gamers worldwide can see the worlds of Rainbow Road and beyond come to life when Universal Studios Hollywood debuts its highly anticipated Mario Kart: Bowser’s Challenge ride to the public this month.

But not everyone may get to ride. Parkgoers who got an early sneak peek are criticizing the ride’s height and waist dimensions.

The safety information for the attraction states that riders with waistlines that are 40 inches or larger “may not be accommodated on the ride.” People are encouraged to sit in the tester seat at the ride’s entrance to see whether or not they will fit.

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