Man gets away with murder after eyewitness turns out to be NHL referee

Man gets away with murder after eyewitness turns out to be NHL referee

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· 3h

This is not O’Sullivan’s first missed call. In 2017 he didn’t report a burglary happening across the street from his house because “he’d already reported a crime earlier that day that turned out to be wrong, so he figured he owed the criminals a make up call.”

Beaverton just don’t miss.

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· 2h · edited 2h

O’Sullivan did not respond to requests for comment. He was last seen reporting several kids for jaywalking because “that’s an automatic delay of game misdemeanour.”

the entire post was gold, they didn’t miss a fucking thing, fucking amazing

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· 2h

The refs on the other hand…

level 2

· 2h

Change the ref’s name to Chris Lee and make a couple of minor edits, and this article could be posted as non-satire.

level 2

They had us in the first half

level 1

· 3h

Last night was the first time I’ve ever felt genuinely bad for Corey Perry.

level 2

· 2h

Right? I never thought it could happen. But this season I’ve grown some compassion for him. First, how terrible he looked and felt after the JT hit, and then accepting he had to take a few haymakers from Foligno even though he wasn’t at fault and not even fighting back.

This is his redemption arc.

level 2

· 2h

Hey, look at us

Look at us

Who would have thought?

Haha, not me!

level 2

Op · 2h

That was one of the most blatant piles of ref bullshit I’ve ever seen.

level 2

· 1h

I felt worse for him after the JT hit. I felt bad for him last night up until they won. I think that energized the habs a bit.

level 2

· 2h

I also felt kinda bad for Perry when he accidentally knee’d his friend Tavares in the face and then had to commit to a dumb unnecessary fight versus Foligno.

level 2

Its rooting for the bad guys over the guys you hate (VGK and Refs)

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· 51m

He only needs 20 more sticks to the face for the number of times he’s gotten away with spearing an opponent in the dick.

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· 34m

I was rooting for Vegas by process of elimination but now I don’t even know

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· 23m

I immediately thought of this play when I saw the high stick last night. Perry gets high sticked, ref realizes it’s Perry and puts his hand down. There was no penalty for this.

level 2

His extensive history of diving made it so when the refs didn’t see the high-stick, they just assumed he dove, again…

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· 5m

Oh hey! I magically broke my nose somehow.

level 2

Really just the first half of the first round